Brands Banned Zodiac Essence Candles

Are you in need of a unique gift idea for your girlfriend? Look no further than these Zodiac Scented Candles! Crafted by Brands Banned, these scented candles are stored in glass jars resembling soda cans and showcase astrological sign details in a format similar to nutritional labels. Each candle is dedicated to a specific zodiac sign, like Leo, and includes traits such as rebellious, sarcastic, independent, spontaneous, and visionary, all listed with percentages exceeding 100% of the Zodiac's Daily Recommended Allowance (DRA). Interestingly, Leos are rated at 200% in the "Amazing" category but receive a zero in the "Ass Kisser"...

Looking for a unique gift idea for your girlfriend? Look no further than these Zodiac Scented Candles! Created by Brands Banned, these scented candles are housed in soda can-style glass jars and feature insightful astrological sign details presented in a way that resembles nutritional content labels. Each candle represents a specific zodiac sign, such as Leo, with traits like rebellious, sarcastic, independent, spontaneous, and visionary all listed with percentages that exceed 100% of the Zodiac's Daily Recommended Allowance (DRA). Interestingly, Leos are rated at 200% in the "Amazing" category but score a zero in the "Ass Kisser" department. Surprisingly, other signs like Virgos, Scorpios, Capricorns, Cancers, and Pisces share the same traits as Leos in the exact same proportions. What does this mean for the symbolism of our existence? It turns out that all these Zodiac Sign Scented Candles are essentially the same, with the only differences being the zodiac sign at the top of the candle's chart and the choice of black or red wax inside. This revelation might just be the most appealing aspect of these candles - they provide an accurate representation of astrology, which some might argue is 200% BS. Well done, Brands Banned!

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