Ugly Christmas Duo Sweaters Santas Toilet Surprise

The 2-person ugly Christmas sweaters are available in various styles, but the one with Santa on the toilet and Mrs. Claus in the bath is the most popular. Both characters have surprised expressions, suggesting that Santa is having a difficult time after eating too many cookies, and Mrs. Claus is enjoying a relaxing bath.

The 2-person ugly Christmas sweaters come in a few different styles, with Santa on the crapper while Mrs. Claus splish-splashes in the bath being the best one. Both have "O" faces, indicating Santa is struggling to pinch one off after too many frosted sugar cookies, and Mrs. Claus is, uh, doing something with the hand she's not holding up to praise the Lord for the Womanizer with. Ugly Christmas sweaters for two are unisex, one size fits all, with a length of 27.5" and width of 39.4". Is winning the Ugly Christmas Sweater contest with a 2-person ugly Christmas sweater worth it if you have to spend the whole party finagling 1-handed between the egg nog, the cheese log, and the figgy pudding? Add it to the list of holiday conundrums. Right in between, What kind and how expensive of a gift do I need to buy for someone I started dating a month or less before Christmas? , and If someone gives me a gift and I didn't buy them one, should I pretend I just forgot it at home and then go get something that night?

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