Jedi Order Robe Eternal Legacy

As of now, the number may have reached a million by the time you read this. The legacy and devoted fan base of the Jedi Order will live on forever.

At printing. It might be a million by the time you see this. Jedi Order, your legacy and rabid cult following will never die. Yet over 150 aspiring Jedis felt the need to tell it. Except for the mirror part, it's not even that great of a story. You take a shower, you put it on, you mug in the mirror for 20 minutes pretending you're a Jedi, end of story. So what the Yoda's unknown origins is there to say about it? Force radiation aside, let's just say it's a normal bathrobe in basic construction and function. Which it probably is. Maybe the robe lacks the aura, and that's what all the reviews are about. I know it's a Jedi bathrobe and it has a Star Wars aura enveloping it, but...wait...or maybe it doesn't. 159 reviews*! 159 if you count its second listing here. 121 reviews! I bet this is the only bathrobe on Amazon--no, on the planet!--that has 121 customer reviews!

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