A Gronking to Remember Unforgettable Sports Novel

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DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more. If you're a Patriots fan, a lover of Noonan's past works, or just someone who really gets behind penetrating words, you're sure to come away from this read needing a long soak in a cold tub. A Gronking to Remember goes deep and scores on so many levels. Readers will be unable to use the delicate flick of their fingertips for anything more than turning pages as they immerse themselves in Lacey Noonan's poetic prose. Her seamlessly woven footballisms like the "Gronk Spike" make this rollicking sexual fantasy a truly unforgettable experience. Leaving the easy "tight end" innuendo for writers that pluck the lower hanging fruit, Noonan has firmly cemented her place on the Mount Rushmore of great American authors with this tour de force. And for that matter, Twain, Hemingway, and Fitzgerald as well. E L James move over. A Gronking to Remember, or as the late mayor of Boston, Tom Menino would call it, A Gonking to Remember is the first in the Rob Gronkowski erotica series.

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