Banana Footwear Ripe Yellow Fun

These Banana Flip-Flops come in Ripe Yellow, Unripe Green, Hard to Find Red, and Grown in Radioactive Soil Green, catering to those who enjoy a good banana joke. The product description highlights the "anti-slip outsole," but overlooks the interior traction of the EVA material. If the sandals get wet or sweaty, there is a risk of slipping and possibly a dangerous accident.

Available in Ripe Yellow, Unripe Green, Hard to Find Red, and Grown in Radioactive Soil Green, these Banana Flip-Flops are perfect for those who don't mind being the butt of a bunch of banana jokes. The listing boasts an "anti-slip outsole," but fails to mention the interior traction of the EVA material construction. When wet or sweaty, the sandals may pose a slipping hazard, potentially leading to a Darwin Award-worthy accident. To avoid a tombstone inscription reading, "Slipped on a banana...thong," ensure these fruity flip-flops are non-slip both inside and out.

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