Bulk Jello Wrestling Fun Package

The Jello Wrestling Package is a popular choice for a fun party activity. Made with a safe, eco-friendly formula that won't stain, these packages are perfect for playful roughhousing and silly antics. Remember, the J-E-L-L-O is not for eating.

The Jello Wrestling Package is a top Dude Gift for a Party pick. Filled with a non-toxic, biodegradable, non-staining formula, these packages are intended for roughhousing and other jiggly shenanigans only. Please do not eat the J-E-L-L-O. Each Jello Wrestling Package contains a giant bag of jello crystals ready for gelatinization, making up to 100 gallons of tussle-quality jello. Simply dump the contents into an empty pool, mix with 100 gallons of water, and wait for the product to set. No stirring for 9 years to get the crystals to dissolve, and no precarious transfer of liquid from countertop to fridge. Water can be added hot or cold to accommodate all 4 seasons. Imagine a Jello hot tub in January - mind blown. After 30+ years of lazing around waiting for other people to do stuff for me, I have learned that where there's a problem, some go-getter type will always figure out a solution from which I can profit. It would definitely be way more cardboard and little paper sacks than I'm willing to paper cut myself opening though. And what a waste to spend all day filling a giant inflatable pool with red Jell-O only to be sidelined by lacerations when the 39" x 25" x 36" girls responding to my open Craig's List invite show up to use it. I was just thinking the other day that I could stand for a good round of co-ed jello wrestling. But when I started doing the calculations to figure out how many boxes of gelatin-forming strawberry granules I'd need to fill my backyard swimmin' hole, I realized...I'm really shitty at math.

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