Sugar Tits Edible Tassels NSFW

The Candy Nipple Tassels are crafted from a colorful array of candies similar to SweeTarts, which may not taste great individually but could be much more enjoyable when eaten while hanging from a breast. If you purchase these Candy Nipple Tassels for your wife, I wonder if she would be open to being called "sugar tits." Let me check with her.

The Candy Nipple Tassels are made of a woven rainbow of those SweeTart-like candies that don't really taste that good on their own, but probably taste 1,000 times better when eaten dangling from a boobie. If you buy your wife some of these Candy Nipple Tassels, I wonder if she'll let you call her "sugar tits." Hold on, let me ask. ... ... OK, so that's a confirmed no. The pasties each measure 2.75" in diameter, so bad news if your lady's nips are bigger than that. But, I mean, also good news, because you've got a lady with nips bigger than 2.75" in diameter. DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more.

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