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This costume package requires assembly and includes a full gorilla suit, a bamboo-esque holding cell, and fake knee inserts to complete the prisoner's lower body. The caged animal cleverly slides into the ape's waist-down section, while the top half sticks out from BoBo's mid-section through the back of the bars. Vendors describe this gorilla carrying a human in a cage as "the most amazing adult costume you'll ever see."

Assembly is required for this costume package, which includes the full gorilla suit, the bamboo-esque holding cell, and a set of fake knee inserts to complete the prisoner's lower body. The caged animal cleverly slides his bottom half into the ape's waist-down section, while his top half juts out from BoBo's mid-section through the back side of the bars. Its vendors describe this gorilla toting a human around in a cage as "the most incredible adult costume you've ever seen." While I may not fully agree with that statement, I will say that "Get Me Outta This Cage" is definitely not the least incredible adult costume I've ever seen. That title goes to Mr. Spice Rack. It looks almost as uncomfortable as actually curling up and sitting in the cage.

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