Silpat Cookie Perfect Baking Mat

The Silpat baking mat has twelve indents and is designed to fit a 13 x 18 sheet pan. When baking cookies, place the dough balls in the center circle for even expansion to the outer circles. This baking mat is perfect for both messy and perfectionist bakers who want their cookies to turn out perfectly.

Silpat's marked baking mat has a baker's dozen indents and fits a 13 x 18 sheet pan. When making cookies, place dough balls in the inner circle to achieve perfect results that expand to the outer circles. The ultimate gift for the sloppy baker who needs to tidy it up, as well as the anal retentive baker who throws the whole batch of cookies out if a single edge creeps into another while they're in the oven. Silpat, the best nonstick surface on the planet according to my girlfriend and her numerous baking adventures, has a Perfect Cookie Baking Mat with all of the proper dough placement locations perfectly outlined, aligned, and spaced across its surface. Look at what Santa chose as a career! Santa likes the structure and order of a workshop assembly line. Santa likes meticulous attention to detail. Santa likes perfectly shaped cookies, dammit! But don't think Santa's going to reward inconsistent or lackadaisical effort in the kitchen. Maybe you can get by with the batter that was a little too runny, or the pinball-sized dollops that grew into baseballs as you scooped along. Sure, maybe the cookie dough you've haphazardly slopped on the sheet will taste good.

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