Skiskates Innovative Ski Slope Blades

Skiskates are compact and lightweight enough to be easily carried in a backpack - a feature they have over traditional skis. They are designed to be one size fits all, with adjustable bindings that can accommodate any boot size. Made by the same company that created Snowfeet ice-gliding shoe attachments, Skiskates are a unique type of ice skate for use on ski slopes that attach to your ski boots. Some may even refer to them as "the world's shortest skis," as suggested by their creators who prefer superlatives over misheard song lyrics from Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz's...

Skiskates are small and light enough to stuff in a backpack - at least one thing they have over standard skis - and wear as one size fits all, with bindings that adjust to fit your exact boot. From the makers of Snowfeet ice-gliding shoe strap-ons, Skiskates are another type of ice skate for the ski slopes, but these connect to your ski boots. You could also think of them as "the shortest skis in the world!" which is the tagline their superlative-loving creators have gone with over the mistaken lyrics of Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz's "Get Low." To quote the great Lil John, To all Skiskate motherf**ker (motherf**ker!) all Skiskate hot damn (hot damn!) To all Skiskate mother- huh? That's not what he says, you say? Well. Bummer for Skiskates.

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