CVS Scarf of Redemption Details

The dimensions of the CVS Receipt Scarf are 59" in length and 8" in width. Most people are quick to discard it, but your Aunt Jan is the exception as she will use the $3 discount on Gillette Fusion disposable razors, despite still using her old Epilady from 1992 for shaving. It contains 10 lines of fine print detailing redemption requirements.

The CVS Receipt Scarf measures 59" long x 8" wide. Each primed to be thrown in the trash by everyone except your Aunt Jan, who will take that $3 discount on Gillette Fusion disposable razors, even though her circa 1992 Epilady is the only shaving apparatus she will ever use. Each with 10 lines of fine print for redemption requirements. In addition to your purchase description, payment type, and change information, the CVS Receipt Scarf also spits out store location information, your loyalty card number, return rules and requirements, and - everyone's favorite - about 8 different coupons. Which, as the joke and unfortunate reality go, results in a receipt whose paper and ink costs are probably about the same. Receipt Scarves prints winter warm and kitten soft fleece with a $1.67 proof of purchase from CVS in a standout display of fashion and satire. Yep, our receipts are long and strong, here to make you feel inadequate and environmentally unfriendly whether you buy 1 item or 17. Here's your 6'-long receipt for the pack of condoms you bought for you 6"-long penis. Thanks for shopping at CVS!

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