Deaf Leopard Thunder Blast Horn

Deaf Leopard train horns are designed to be extremely loud and are recommended for use in large stadiums. It is advised that all users wear ear protection when operating these hand-held horns, which are 4-barrel, CO2-powered, and emit 130dB of sound. The noise level produced by these horns is so intense that it could potentially lead to permanent hearing damage for those in close proximity, whether at a high school football game or in a frat brother's bedroom.

Deaf Leopard train horns guarantee to be loud enough even for the largest stadiums, and demand that all users wear ear protection while operating them. The pinnacle of piercing and obnoxious at your fingertips, these hand-held horns are 4-barrel, CO2-powered, and emit 130dB of sound. They most likely cause permanent hearing damage to those nearby, whether at a high school football game or a passed-out-drunk frat brother's bedroom where they'll be used. And just when you thought things couldn't get any worse than air horns and cowbells at pee wee games, Deaf Leopard takes it up a notch. With the power and sound of a choo choo in your hands, these train horn guns are the latest innovation in handheld horn technology. It's amazing what can be achieved these days, from turning forearm muscles into remote control guns with an armband to finding the Higgs boson. If you want to see the Deaf Leopard in action, be sure to check out the video above. Rest assured, I spared you from setting it to play without warning. After all, on rare occasions, I behave like a decent human being.

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