Deviants Pocket Guide to Extreme Sexual Desires

Dennis DiClaudio, author of The Paranoid's Pocket Guide to Mental Illnesses You Can Just Feel Coming On, has written The Deviant's Pocket Guide to the Outlandish Sexual Desires Barely Contained in Your Subconscious. This book explores over 40 of the most extreme and unusual sexual preferences. In this "tribute to the many splendors of human sexuality," DiClaudio sheds light on the desires of deviants. Sorry Necrophiliacs and Coulrophiliacs, DiClaudio is neither deceased nor a clown.

The Deviant's Pocket Guide to the Outlandish Sexual Desires Barely Contained in Your Subconscious is an exploratory look at 40+ of the wildest and most bizarre sexy time penchants out there. Author Dennis DiClaudio, known for The Paranoid's Pocket Guide to Mental Illnesses You Can Just Feel Coming On, has decided to give deviants some much-needed love in this "tribute to the many splendors of human sexuality." Sorry Necrophiliacs and Coulrophiliacs, he's neither dead nor a clown. This guide is not a how-to or a therapeutic pep talk for those wrestling with their inner kink. Each fetish is given a full 2-page spread covering the logistics of acting out the desire, typical fantasies associated with it, and for those who aren't active participants, a simple description of WTF this shizit is. Coming very soon, The Deviant's Pocket Guide to the Outlandish Sexual Desires Barely Contained in Your Subconscious is sure to be this year's most devious (and deviant!) white elephant gift. Get a handle on your Dendrophilia, Macrophilia, and Emetophilia (oh my!) with this unique and intriguing guide. Sounds like a must-have for anyone curious about the more unusual aspects of human sexuality.

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