Praise and Fire Time Travel Adventure

Matthew Hutchins, the author of Killing Hitler With Praise And Fire: Choose Your Own Horrible History, has crafted storylines in 13 different time periods for players to delve into. In this interactive book, readers take on the role of a time traveler from the year 2525 who must make decisions that lead to over 100 unique outcomes - all centered around the possibility of either assassinating Hitler or preventing his rise to power. This choose-your-own-adventure novel seamlessly combines elements of the past, the future, and the infamous historical figure.

Author Matthew Hutchins has developed storylines in 13 different time periods for adventurers to explore in Killing Hitler With Praise And Fire: Choose Your Own Horrible History. The reader plays a time traveler from the year 2525 whose decisions lead to over a 100 different paths towards either killing Hitler, or eliminating him prior to his rise in power to (theoretically--don't discount the butterfly effect!) make the world a better place. It's a choose your own adventure book that marries the past, the future, and one of the worst human beings in the history of the world. (See, look on the bright side Wu-Tang Clan: at least it was Martin Shkreli and not Adolf Hitler who shelled out $2 million for your album). Victorious outcomes "range from the standard shoot Hitler in the face to the darkest Lovecraftian horrors."

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