Dicklicious Lipstick for Men

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As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more. DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. In addition to reds and pinks, a few flesh tones are also included. Maker Grown Fold Party allows buyers to choose their favorite cock color from a palette of a dozen hues. But given all the Dirty Santa gift exchanges and searches for mother-in-law stocking stuffers I have coming up, I'm certain it won't be the last. Dicklicious is the first I've ever seen. I mean, unless we're talking dog penis, which when exhibited in a certain state goes by the colloquial name, "red lipstick," but in terms of human penis lipstick, nope. Dicklicious is my first encounter with penis on a lipstick.

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