For Rectal Use Only Adhesive Labels

Celebrate Hump Day in style with a large roll of "For Rectal Use Only" stickers! This cylinder contains 500 instructional labels with jean shorts artwork, making it a popular item in clinics, pharmacies, and hospitals. The stickers are 1.5" x 1.5" and permanent.

With a fat roll of "For Rectal Use Only" Stickers, you can celebrate Hump Day in style! This 500-strong cylinder of instructional labels may seem like a prank, especially with the jean shorts artwork, but it's actually a sought after item in clinics, pharmacies, and hospitals. The permanent 1.5" x .375" adhesives are perfect for "administrative use." Imagine the reactions you'll get when you put one on a Tirecockz valve stem cap or wrap it around a large stick as a replacement gift for someone. The possibilities are endless!

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