Zesty BBQ Zebra Tarantula Delicacy

The seller emphasizes twice that the item ships quickly. The zebra tarantula is packaged in a can and coated with a zesty barbecue seasoning. Although the listing lacks details, it appears that the dehydrated tarantula is suitable for consumption.

The seller mentions that it ships fast, twice. It comes in a can and is dusted with a zesty barbecue seasoning. There's not a lot of information about this zebra tarantula in its listing, but here's what I gather: It's dehydrated and edible. Real men, men with balls as big as their 3 p.m. snack cravings, eat dehydrated zebra tarantulas straight from the can. What's that you're eating? Antelope jerky? Pssshh! Amateur. Like, zebra tarantulas are probably the heroin of the edible dehydrated insect world.

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