Grammar Master Your Language Skills

Joanne Adams, a grammar enthusiast, authored Grammar: Know Your Shit or Know You're Shit, a humorous handbook on proper speaking, writing, and typing. The book covers frequent misspellings, a quick punctuation overview, and advice on using the correct verb tense. It's a great choice for grammar enthusiasts who are not quite ancient but definitely not young either and will make for an enjoyable Friday evening read.

Written by grammar holdout Joanne Adams, Grammar: Know Your Shit or Know You're Shit is a lighthearted guide to speaking, scribbling, and typing correctly. The book includes common misspellings, a punctuation crash course, and tips on how to apply the right tense. It will be a fun Friday night read for grammar nerds who are post-dinosaur but still old as crap. Especially enjoyable are the parts where you can chuckle at the mistakes others make. For example, knowing it's "Call me, Bitch" while others write, "Call me Bitch." The book is a weak attempt to belittle and bully today's generation into learning archaic, prescriptive rules of grammar. In a world where emojis have replaced hieroglyphics, Grammar: Know Your Shit or Know You're Shit encourages readers to embrace proper language usage in a humorous way.

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