How to Defend Against Garden Gnome Foes

The subtitle of How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack emphasizes the importance of knowing how to protect yourself when faced with these lawn warriors, who have transformed from harmless decorations into formidable figures like Ninja Gnomes, Zombie Gnomes, and even Friday the 13th Jason Gnomes. While you may think of this book as a lighthearted guide for those who enjoy lawn ornaments, the reality is that these 12-inch threats are a serious matter.

As the subtitle of How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack suggests, it is essential to learn how to defend yourself when the lawn warriors strike - and they will. Garden gnomes have evolved from cute and dapper ornaments to menacing figures, such as Ninja Gnomes, Zombie Gnomes, and even Friday the 13th Jason Gnomes. You might initially perceive this book as a humorous manual for lawn ornament enthusiasts, but the 12-inch menaces are coming for you!

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