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- If you prefer admiring dick pics rather than taking them yourself, consider getting the 2020 wall calendar featuring Nature's Dick Pics. - How to Take Better Dick Pics Than the Average Bro is likely similar to other books of its kind. - I'll purchase a copy for myself.

If you're more interested in looking at dick pics than taking them, check out this 2020 wall calendar of Nature's Dick Pics. How to Take Better Dick Pics Than the Average Bro is probably like all the other books of its ilk out there. And buy one for myself. What? Just because I'm married now I can't continue to charm and titillate my wife with dick pics? If you happen to buy it, even as a Dirty Santa gift, and find otherwise, please let me know so I can amend this post. Like a depressed person or, in the case of How to Take Better D*ck Pics Than the Average Bro, a poorly photographed dick. The other 18% is blank space or diagrams or superfluous line drawings of the book's topic. And 2% of the pages actually providing useful information that's only 3-out-of-10 useful anway. They spend 80% of the pages talking about what your problem is and what they're gonna tell you about fixing it.

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