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Don't worry though, the cock is plastic, and the cum is...whatever you choose to fill its balls with. Jizz the Game gives players the opportunity to doodle-doo a cock and get a geyser of its delightful cum all over various parts of their body. Maybe some of you bachelorettes out there prepping for your buttery-nipple- and dick-straw-filled parties as we head into wedding season can test it out and get back to me. I wonder how you play that. Oh wait, nevermind. There's a GIF. Jizz the Game is an 8" pink penis that offers a unique and entertaining gameplay experience. Jizz the Game gameplay entails passing the penis to a player who will spin the dial on the left to determine how many strokes she (or he) must take, and the dial on the right to find out where she (or he) must aim the pink bone while doing it. Jizz the Game "recommends water" but you could also go with booze, a flour and egg mixture, or a scoop from your 55-gallon barrel of lube. What a fat wad of fun! DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more.

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