There Exist Worse Moms Than You

There Are Moms Who Are Far Worse Than You is a humorous and lighthearted baby gift for new mothers. Featuring vibrant illustrations by Priscilla Witte, this book showcases real examples from the animal world to show that good parenting is subjective. Author Glenn Boozan illustrates this point with anecdotes about a mother giraffe (who nudges her calf to get it to walk) and a mother sexton beetle (who raises her young inside a decaying mouse).

There Are Moms Way Worse Than You is a light and funny baby gift for new moms. Paired with full-color illustrations by Priscilla Witte, the book shares true facts from the animal kingdom that demonstrate good parenting is relative. Of course, when author Glenn Boozan says it, he backs it up with examples such as a mama giraffe (kicks newly born calf until he walks) and a mama sexton beetle (raises children inside a decomposing mouse). So not sure exactly how much better his reassurances will make you feel. But probably not many. Or old mother-in-laws who've never before questioned their past parenting skills, but should maybe start, especially now that they're beginning to rely on daughters and sons-in-law to take care of them. When I say there are moms way worse than you, and definitely when author Glenn Boozan says it, we mean it. I joke, I joke. I'm not my Aunt Jan, ladies. Definitely better than panda moms, anyway, who will ditch one of the babies if they have twins because taking care of two is too damn hard. And on that note, check out my other subversive gifts for people you don't like much.

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