Little Rooster Intimate Awakening Alarm

The Little Rooster alarm can be discreetly placed inside your underwear at night and will wake you up at your chosen time with gentle vibrations that gradually increase in intensity over 30 levels. It also includes a snooze feature for those who need a little extra time to wake up. Additionally, Little Roosters come with rechargeable batteries and a travel lock to prevent any unwanted alarms while going through airport security.

The Little Rooster alarm slips inside your underwear at night, and at your designated rise 'n' shine time wakes you "slowly, sensually, pleasurably" with vibrations that start gently, and then automatically increase over 30 levels of power until you're ready to burst into the morning. The hybrid vibrator also has a snooze feature so you repeat the call of the rooster if once isn't enough. Little Roosters have rechargeable batteries and a travel lock, the latter so they alarm only you, not the TSA. I'll keep my fingers crossed that no one curses you with the gift of a Little Rooster Alarm Clock Vibrator this Valentine's Day. Or any day. The last thing you need is a pesky cock telling your beaver it's time to wake up. Oh (face) no, the rooster's crowing (buzzing) already?! Come (yes, please) on! Do I really have to get up (off)? I hear you, ladies. It's a brutal world of mornings, alarms, and orgasms we live in. DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more.

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