Hot Dog Bun Pan New England Delight

I experienced enough weirdness in 2020 with adjusting to remote work and wearing a mask whenever I leave the house. I am not interested in allowing 2021 to introduce new types of hot dog buns.

2020 was weird enough with learning to work from home and wearing a face mask every time I go out. No, no thank you. I can't allow 2021 to impose new hot dog buns. This New England Hot Dog Bun Pan essentially bakes squat slices of bread and masquerades them as hot dog buns. It lacks the trademark brown pillow dome arcing over the top. In theory, the concept of New England-style hot dog buns, also known as top-loading hot dog buns, doesn't seem that weird. They are split down the middle and stuffed from their tops, while the ones most of us are accustomed to get the same treatment along their sides. A quick Wikipedia check indicates that New England-style hot dog buns actually predate the buns we consider traditional today. Or maybe I'm banana hot dogs. No, that's banana hot dogs! That's bananas! An inside-out hot dog bun - or I guess it's more like an inside-out- and -inside bun? New Englanders like to deviate from well-established standards, but WTF is this? It looks like vertically challenged bread, or angel food cake someone flipped over too early after it came out of the oven. Am I the only one who's never heard of a New England hot dog bun, and therefore a New England Hot Dog Bun Pan?

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