Octopus Table of Adventure

The Octopus End Table, measuring 22-1/2" tall x 25-1/2" wide x 24-1/2" deep, is constructed from aluminum. If you're feeling adventurous, this octopus is eager to serve as your table. It is ready to hold your beer and slices of MeatZZa steady throughout the day, evening, and even into the night when you prioritize sleeping over tidying up.

The Octopus End Table is made of aluminum and stands 22-1/2" tall x 25-1/2" wide x 24-1/2" deep. If you're willing to risk it, this octopus wants to be your table. He wants to balance your beer and slices of MeatZZa perfectly level all day, all evening, and, when you decide passing out is more important than cleaning up, all night long. Day in, day out. Until. Until the one day he decides to go all Lovecraft on your ass and you wake up to your final, strangled breath of life. Just enough time to realize cephalopods should swim free in the ocean as majestic creatures of the water, not sit frozen in the living room as your 8-legged manservant. Good evening, Sir, I am Mr. Belv-octo-dere. Humbled to be at your service. Yep, that's right.

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