MoMa Neon Beam Nightlight

The MoMa Plasma Nightlight can be plugged directly into outlets and illuminates with a web of neon beams in reds and purples that move towards fingers or other body parts when they come into contact with the light bulb. Made of glass, xenon, ABS plastic, and visible electric current, the nightlight helps prevent accidents such as stubbing toes, stepping on it, bumping into it, or accidentally biting it in the dark, or at least minimizes the chances of these occurrences.

MoMa's Plasma Nightlight plugs directly into outlets and switches on to reveal a web of crawling neon beams in reds and purples that gravitate towards fingertips--or more daring anatomical parts--in dramatic loop-de-loops when they touch its bulb. Glass, xenon, ABS plastic, and visible electric current swoop in to prevent the groggy and inebriated from stubbing it, stepping on it, colliding with it, and biting it in the dark. Or at least slightly reduce the odds. That's all I got. Unless you want to hear about the 15-minute argument I had with a lady yesterday about the difference between vertical and horizontal. Muchas danke to UberReview.

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