Prank Pack Surprise Gift Boxes

Prank Packs are empty boxes designed to hold a real gift that will transform your girlfriend's initial lukewarm reaction into a much more enthusiastic and excited response. These fake gift boxes feature detailed images and descriptions of absurd products, such as an alarm clock-griddle combo or a mechanical arm to pet your cat. They are adorned with realistic graphics and humorous text on all six sides, measuring 11-1/4" x 9" x 3-1/4".

Prank Packs are empty boxes intended to be filled with a legit gift that will turn the half-hearted enthusiasm your girlfriend initially exhibits when she unwraps it into an exponentially greater spectacle of freaking out. Make no mistake, ye excited about purchasing an alarm clock-griddle combo or a mechanical arm that will pet your cat for you, these fake gift boxes have intricately detailed photos and explanations of products just bizarre enough to be ridiculous. They are painted in 6 sides of real graphics and satirical text, measuring 11-1/4" x 9" x 3-1/4". Revel in the temporary dejection of a child who thought he was getting Assassin's Creed, but instead unwraps an Extreme Chores game for the Wii, and flip the bird to (or gain major cube cred at) stupid intraoffice white elephant parties with the Bathe & Brew, a shower-head-mounted coffee maker. Their dumfounded recipients will trip over confused expressions and polite thank yous, while silently sulking that they're not even going to be able to sell a Crib Dribbler hamster-like mounted water bottle for human babies, or a Motorized Rolling Pin on Craig's List. At least for yourself, liven up the holidays with Prank Packs. I imagine them not only as the gifts that will make the frantic tornado of unwrapping presents last 2.7 minutes longer for my family this year, but also as the gifts that will be passed around to pay the gaggster fun forward for years to come.

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