Santaur Glass Ornament Festive Fusion

At a height of 6 inches, Santaur is a strong candidate for the title of Most Disturbing Christmas Tree Ornament of 2014. Crafted from glass, this one-of-a-kind ornament has been modified with Dr. Frankenstein techniques, enabling it to serve as a striking centerpiece for holiday dinners or hang elegantly from the branches of a Christmas tree.

Standing at 6" tall, Santaur is a true contender for the title of Most F'd Up Christmas Tree Ornament of 2014. Made of glass, this unique decoration has undergone Dr. Frankenstein procedures, allowing it to stand on its own as a holiday dinner centerpiece or dangle from the evergreen. With a new quad of furry legs and a touch of Greek mythology, Santaur is ready to fly his own sleigh, armed with guns and a 6-pack. Santa Claus may just be ready to trade in the 5-year-old lap sitters for the 35-year-old MILF lap sitters. And ladies, rumor has it, he's hung like a horse too.

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