Schwetty Balls Titanium Golf Spheres

Schwetty Balls golf balls come with 396 scrotal dimples and are labeled as "Schwetty L" and "Schwetty R". The titanium core blend, unlike traditional balls, is designed to improve your golf game and help you shoot below par. Schwetty Balls are compliant with USGA and R&A regulations regarding composition, size, and weight.

Schwetty Balls golf balls arrive with a scrotal dimple count of 396 and are marked as "Schwetty L" and "Schwetty R". The titanium mix cores, in contrast to testicular balls, will hopefully help you shoot well under par. Schwetty Balls do conform to USGA and R&A rules for composition, size, and weight. However, their design and spirit may not comply with the high standards of golf etiquette, especially in their best color, blue.

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