Star Trek Spock Socks Vulcan Ears Edition

Are you ready to explore uncharted territory? Come with me as we create the perfect summer outfit with denim cutoffs and a pair of Spock socks. I'm loving the 3D ears and Nimoy's iconic expression on the socks. The only thing that could make them cooler is if they had a retractable arm that gave the Vulcan salute every time I stomped my foot.

Want to boldly go where no man has gone before? Join me in making denim cutoffs and a pair of Spock socks the outfit of the summer. 3D ears and Nimoy's stern, yet approachable, mug will suit me just fine though. The only way these socks could be any cooler is if they had a retractable arm that popped out and gave the Vulcan salute every time I stomped my foot. And by "outlandish" I mean "outstanding." No more outlandish than Mr. Spock socks anyway. Even now, in an age when Captain Kirk can get me the best deals on airfares and hotels, it doesn't seem that outlandish. It seemed only mildly strange that a pointy-eared human-vulcan hybrid was also the nation's leading authority on modern-day parenting. When I was little Mr. Spock and Dr. Spock were names thrown around on TV and in my household with equal regularity, so for years I thought they were the same person.

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