World Champion Phallus Prize

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DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more. And for everyone else, here's your next white elephant gift, or perhaps a nice, anonymous way to seek revenge on a frenemy. You know, I heard Disney is remaking Home Alone. You guys need an updated "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!" catchphrase? At least at printing, the title of the World Champion Dick Trophy listing began with these words: "Happy New Year & Christmas Decorations." The level of detail is one of the things I really like about this trophy. Check out the photo gallery, and you'll see the seller is very proud of the effort they've taken to replicate with precision a penis' trademark contours and wrinkles, which are highlighted further by the dick's gold-dipped sheen. The trophy simply reads "World Champion" across the engraved plate on the front, and apparently comes with a patriotic ribbon tied around it. If you've already awarded someone the Golden Douchebag Trophy, here's a World Champion Dick Trophy to hand out to the second (or newest) biggest jerk you know.

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