Crazy Cat Lady Adventure Figure

Why should only Batman, GI Joe, and unrealistic blonde dolls have all the fun when there are everyday people like Jack and Jill in the world? This action figure represents the average person in every neighborhood, with unkempt lawns and chipping paint on their houses. While you may be hesitant to interact with them, this action figure offers a new perspective.

This is a REAL action figure that represents the average Jack and Jill of the world. Why should Batman, GI Joe, and blonde sluts with impossible measurements have all the fun? There is one in every neighborhood, with her lawn left unkempt all summer and paint slowly chipping away from her house. You may fear interaction with her, but this action figure brings a new perspective. Meet the figure with a crazy look in her eye and six cats in various states of smell and grooming.

Some more items you'd probably like to throw your cash on...

The Ultrafast Pocket Shot Slingshot

The Pocket Shot sets come with a standard pouch and a pro pouch. Projectile options for the Pocket Shot range from 1/4" to 5/16" steel slugs, marbles, .4 cal paintballs, to Airsoft ammo.

$24.99

 0    76

Funko POP Suicide Squad Vinyl Figures

Get in on the Suicide Squad action with Funko POP's fat-headed vinyl figurines, each standing at 3-3/4" tall. The entire Suicide Squad gang is available. After Googling Suicide Squad, I discovered the Top 3 news headlines: 1) "Suicide Squad...

$7.14

 0    74

Musical Experiments Whimsical Dinner ...

Musical Experiments for After Dinner is an interactive and quirky activity that builds on the success of Dangerous Experiments for After Dinner. This card game encourages you and your guests to create silly and amusing sounds using unconven...

$18.99

 0    77

There Exist Worse Moms Than You

There Are Moms Who Are Far Worse Than You is a humorous and lighthearted baby gift for new mothers. Featuring vibrant illustrations by Priscilla Witte, this book showcases real examples from the animal world to show that good parenting is s...

$9.75

 0    69

Buff Baby Speed Bag Plush Punching Pr...

Buff Baby Speed Bags are ideal for your baby to practice their punches and kicks while in the crib or carrier. Constructed from plush material, this toy is durable enough to handle your baby's strong movements. The speed bag is equipped wit...

$12.99

 0    69

Pillow Pets Chewbacca Chewie Skin Rug

Get ready to be surprised as the secret behind Chewbacca's change is unveiled, revealing his true Pillow Pet form: a head-intact Chewbacca Skin Rug! It's surprising to see poor Chewie transformed into such a unique product. I wonder if Disn...

$25.63

 0    74

The Fetish Coloring Book Kinky Illust...

The Fetish Coloring Book, illustrated by Magnus Frederiksen from Stockholm, provides a colorful and unique take on conventional coloring books. With over 50 illustrations showcasing bizarre and kinky images, this book promises hours of ente...

$11.40

 0    64

Toddlers Are Troublemakers Its Parent...

Bunmi Laditan seems to have firsthand experience with dealing with toddler misbehavior, which is evident in her book Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault. The book serves as both a support group and a source of humor for parents navig...

$6.99

 0    72

After Dinner Danger 21 Thrilling Feats

After Dinner Danger: 21 Daring Stunts to Amaze Your Guests is a collection of thrilling tricks that will add excitement to any gathering. Designed by Kendra Wilson and Angus Hyland, this deck includes tasks such as suspending a pear from a ...

$12.13

 0    65

Everybody Poops 410 Illustrated Bathr...

In Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups, Deuce Flanagan covers intriguing topics related to defecation, including how astronauts manage in space and the destination of our waste after it leaves ...

$10.00

 0    70

Fck Thats Delicious Culinary Adventur...

The book "F*ck, That's Delicious" is an exciting read with over 40 recipes and a plethora of intriguing facts curated by former chef and current rapper Action Bronson. From Los Angeles to Jamaica, and from encounters with Mario Batali to ex...

$17.34

 0    75

A Super Upsetting Sandwich Masterpiece

Tyler Kord, the owner of NYC's No. 7 restaurant and No. 7 Sub shops, shares recipes and musings that are seen as brilliant in A Super Upsetting Cookbook About Sandwiches.

$18.79

 0    82

The Garbage Pail Kids Culinary Adventure

The Garbage Pail Kids Cookbook is a perfect gift for a Gen X-er feeling nostalgic. It features recipes such as Nick's Garlic Snots, Rob Slob's Garbage Pail Slaw, Adam Bomb's Blender Blasters, and Potty Scotty's Poop Cookies. Elisabeth Weinb...

$11.69

 0    65

The Petite Compendium of Forgotten Vo...

Author Joe Gillard uncovers forgotten words in The Little Book of Lost Words that are still relevant today, describing various issues, people, and ideas. Besides those looking for a unique gift for Dad, who will enjoy geeking out over terms...

$13.79

 0    75

Modern Degenerates Etiquette Mastery

Manners to learn the proper etiquette for the modern degenerate. Once you do, you'll see that you are not the white trash that the media portrays you as, but rather a gentleman. If you are someone who is politically incorrect, I suggest mee...

$18.99

 0    73