Cuchini Artistic Camel Toe Concealers

The Cuchini pack contains 2 nude-colored camel toe pads that resemble Edvard Munch's The Scream. These inserts can be attached to underwear, swimsuits, or yoga pants using double-sided tape. The pads are reusable and also have a mild absorbent quality, making them useful in situations like waiting in long lines outside women's bathrooms or laughing so hard that a little pee escapes.

The Cuchini pack of camel toe pads includes 2 nude-colored inserts, shaped a lot like Edvard Munch's The Scream. They adhere to underwear, swimsuits, or yoga pants with double-sided tape. Pads are reusable, and have the added benefit of being mildly absorbent in case their wearer gets stuck in the endless lines outside women's bathrooms, or you make her laugh so hard she pees a little bit. I know no dude wants a camel toe pad. At least...not for himself. But maybe he's looking for a thoughtful gift for his girlfriend, who's especially well endowed in the vulvar and, uh, front mound areas of her crotchal region. Maybe she'd like to wear yoga pants more often, but is self-conscious about the dromedary challenges doing so presents. Or maybe she does wear yoga pants like they're her assigned uniform, and doesn't realize they're molding out a camel toe fit for a 2-week trek through the Sahara. Also, apparently these particular camel toe pads from Cuchini were featured on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and while my first preference would be to never have to see any one of the Kardashians again in my life period, my second preference would be to never have see any one of the Kardashians again with a camel toe. So, yeah, I'm a dude who wants some Cuchini Camel Toe Pads. For them.

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