The cookbook Fifty Shades of Bacon contains top-notch recipes featuring pork. While it doesn't showcase naked women covered in raw meat, it does offer delicious dishes such as Bacon Alfredo, Bacon au Gratin, and Bacon S'mores. You can also ...

Fire Syrup, infused with jalapeno, is a versatile sweetener and flavor enhancer that has 104 different uses. Its makers have dubbed it "A sweet, hot squirt of genius." Whether you drizzle it on food or mix it into drinks, this unique produc...

Black bottled water is an American product, specifically from New Jersey. It's not shocking, as water from New Jersey tends to be black. The business is owned by brothers Albie and Christopher Manzo.

Liquid Glass Thinking Putty is one of the many stretchable, kneadable, bounceable, and poppable compounds in Crazy Aaron's collection. Its clear appearance provides the sensation of playing with hot glass, but without the danger of getting ...

Smooth Move Tea from Traditional Medicinals is like finding a unicorn for someone struggling with constipation. This all-natural supplement is free of caffeine, making it safe to drink before bedtime for best results. It usually takes effec...

The Groaning Blobfish is an ideal present for individuals going through a difficult time or those with a generally pessimistic attitude. If the recipient didn't respond well to the World's Smallest Violin, this could be a better option. Thi...

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South Chicago Packing's Wagyu Beef Tallow is a 42-ounce container of meat butter perfect for sauteing, searing, and cooking. It is Grade A Prime and 100% pure Wagyu, making it an excellent gift for food enthusiasts during the holiday season...

The Xandle is a candle crafted from organic soy and beeswax, giving off the calming fragrance of sandalwood. Although it is mostly used as a whimsical gift or for white elephant parties, it does provide some anxiety relief through aromather...

Honeyville Rancher's Cut carnivorous delicacies in a can are made entirely from the specified animal, whether it be beef chunks, turkey, chicken, ham, hamburger, or sausage. The meats are diced or crumbled, cooked, and then vacuum sealed be...

The Kombucha Brewing Kit from The Kombucha Shop comes with everything you need to brew kombucha at home, including live cultures, liquid starter, a 1-gallon glass brew jar, pH test strips, and a temperature gauge. If you require extra help,...

The ideal gift for wine lovers with a sense of humor is the Don't Break the Bottle wine holder and puzzle. This set includes 3 wooden puzzle pieces and assembly/disassembly instructions. To access the 2001 Beringer Private Reserve inside, y...

Self-destructing Spy Paper is available in either 4-1/2" x 2-3/4" or 8-1/2" x 5-1/2" pads. Each pad includes 32 sheets of paper that can be written on and read, but dissolves into a pulpy substance when wet. Special thanks to Robert H for t...

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The MacAweenie 4-pack claims to offer "discreet shipping", but who cares if everyone knows what shape of pasta I ordered online? The twist on Mac & Cheese is perfect for bachelorette parties, joke gifts, and educating children about reprodu...