ASSence No. 2, The Fragrance is a novelty perfume that mixes eau de toilette with eau de toilet. The fragrance is humorously likened to a blend of flatulence, a skunk that indulged in tacos, and the stench of a neglected restroom.

The Premium Root Beer Variety Pack displayed here contains 12 options, each offering a unique twist on root beer, sarsaparilla, and birch beer. While birch is commonly found in root beer recipes, authentic birch beer is made solely from bir...

Smooth Move Tea from Traditional Medicinals is like finding a unicorn for someone struggling with constipation. This all-natural supplement is free of caffeine, making it safe to drink before bedtime for best results. It usually takes effec...

Celebrate Hump Day in style with a large roll of "For Rectal Use Only" stickers! This cylinder contains 500 instructional labels with jean shorts artwork, making it a popular item in clinics, pharmacies, and hospitals. The stickers are 1.5"...

The Kombucha Brewing Kit from The Kombucha Shop comes with everything you need to brew kombucha at home, including live cultures, liquid starter, a 1-gallon glass brew jar, pH test strips, and a temperature gauge. If you require extra help,...

If you want to get your hands on Runamok Maple's Maple Sparkle Syrup, hurry up because it's part of their Limited Release program. This sweet and luminous syrup gets its shimmer from a food-safe pearlescent mica powder, which is flavorless,...

Soylent provides a convenient and customizable meal replacement solution for individuals seeking to maintain a healthy diet without the time-consuming process of traditional meal prep. Developed by Rob Rhinehart and Matt Cauble, Soylent is ...

The Madballs comeback features six of the original 4" foam balls, including Slobulus, Skull Face, Screamin Meamie, Dust Brain, Horn Head, and Oculus Orbus. As Halloween approaches, nostalgia for the simpler days of the 80s is reignited with...

The MacAweenie 4-pack claims to offer "discreet shipping", but who cares if everyone knows what shape of pasta I ordered online? The twist on Mac & Cheese is perfect for bachelorette parties, joke gifts, and educating children about reprodu...

Self-destructing Spy Paper is available in either 4-1/2" x 2-3/4" or 8-1/2" x 5-1/2" pads. Each pad includes 32 sheets of paper that can be written on and read, but dissolves into a pulpy substance when wet. Special thanks to Robert H for t...

Cock Breath Mints are not just a funny present, but also suitable for pre-wedding pranks. The packaging is playful and appropriate for bachelorette gatherings. Yet, if you want to be more daring, Dick Breath Mints might be a choice, especia...

Epic's focus on using 100% natural and antibiotic-free pig parts in all of their products, including their meat bars, sets them apart. Bags of their products contain a mixture of pastured, organic, and certified humane pork, without any add...

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- Twix reigns as the top choice with its perfect blend of biscuit, caramel, and chocolate, packed with fat and high fructose corn syrup. I can never resist a crunchy snack like Twix. - Reese's Pieces take the second spot on my Halloween Ca...

The Cheat Sheet is a convenient card that fits in your wallet and contains important information about your wife or girlfriend, such as her ring and bra size, favorite flower and perfume, birthday, birth stone, and your anniversary date. Se...