Bacon Freak Pork Lovers Soda

If you enjoy ham hocks more than bacon, make sure to try the smoked porters from Alaskan or Stone Brewing. These are not like the type of gift you would give as a joke to a vegetarian or someone on a restricted diet. Look into Bacon Freak's impressive promise: "This soda was expertly made to taste like bacon and be enjoyable to drink." The introduction of CO2 could revolutionize the experience for pork enthusiasts worldwide.

For those who prefer ham hocks to bacon, be sure to explore Alaskan or Stone Brewing's smoked porters. As opposed, I guess, to something you'd just want to give as a gag gift to your favorite vegetarian or fat person on a restricted diet. Check out seller Bacon Freak's most excellent guarantee: "This soda was cleverly crafted to not only taste like bacon, but be something you would actually want to drink!" This addition of CO2 could be the game changer for pork lovers everywhere. Still, there are smoky, greasy meat flavors, and then there are CARBONATED smoky, greasy meat flavors. At this point, the bacon craze has reached a state of lunacy that renders bacon soda somewhat expected. Pedestrian, even.

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