Egguins MultiFunctional Penguin Egg Keeper

The Egguins holder, designed by Peleg, serves as an egg cooker, storer, and server, showcasing their trademark ingenuity. Like the Nessie family of kitchen utensils from OTOTO and the Spaghetti Monster Colander, it is both functional and adorable. In just 5 seconds, the egg holder transitions from cute to slightly disturbing as the penguins' arms cradle the delicate egg shells before gently lowering them into boiling water to cook both the eggs and the penguins.

The Egguins holder is an egg cooker, storer, and server that showcases Peleg's trademark ingenuity in design. It really is both functional and adorable, similar to the OTOTO's Nessie family of kitchen utensils and Spaghetti Monster Colander. From precious to disturbing in 5 seconds or less, the egg holder uses the arms of penguins to cradle your delicate shells before lowering them gently into hard boiling water that will cook the penguins along with the eggs. Huh. Squee! Get excited for the Egguins, ladies, kiddos, and honest dudes. The Egguins colony includes 6 holders, allowing you to boil and serve up to half a dozen eggs per dip. Made of plastic, the holder's handle remains cool even when the eggs and their Arctic hosts are hot enough to change states of matter. Egguins egg holder dimensions are 5.78" x 4.76" x 4.96".

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