Unwanted Interruptions Playful Parenting Book

Nobody Likes a Cockblock is a book for parents with children of all ages who may interrupt intimate moments. The amusing rhymes are written by R. Swanson and the illustrations of animals are done by Jess Jansen.

Nobody Likes a Cockblock is for parents with kids of all cockblocking ages: infanthood, toddlerdom, and kindergartenage. The naughty rhymes of this Everyparent story come courtesy of R. Swanson, and the even naughtier illustrations of lovable animals in various stages of hump-a-lumping from Jess Jansen. Are you a parent? Then I'm sure you'll agree your precious children have taught you deep, unconditional love, patience, awe and wonder, and appreciation for the little things. Unfortunately, No One Likes a Cockblock won't teach you to teach them how to go to sleep and not have a nightmare or a milk craving or a wet bed when you and Mommy want to boink. But it will be a commiserating friend when you're in a low, sexually frustrated, Buddy! Buddy close the door! Daddy's having alone time in the shower! place. Check out the video in the gallery above for a reading of Nobody Likes a Cockblock, and head over to Amazon for a copy if you need a gift for a dad or mom. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more.

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