Star Trek Galactic Cycling Jersey

NHTSA Safety Facts reported that in 2010, more than 52,000 cyclists were injured in accidents involving motor vehicles, resulting in a total cost exceeding $4 billion. I doubt that cyclists managed to save over $4 billion in gas that year, but it's just a guess. Just kidding.

According to NHTSA Safety Facts, in 2010 over 52,000 bicyclists were injured during collisions with motor vehicles, the total cost of which was over $4 billion. I'm not sure if cyclists saved over $4 billion in gas in 2010, but I would guess they did not. Just kidding. About the tele-biking, not the getting hit by a car. Wear this Star Trek -inspired jersey while cycling and you'll be tele-biking to work to save gas instead of actual biking to work and possibly getting taken out by a car to save gas. Or if you're North Carolina Councilman David Waddell , nI'jaj yInraj 'ej Suchepjaj. Anyway, whether you're commuting, racing, or just tooling around town looking suave in a Starfleet Command or Science & Medical personnel jersey may you be safe, bike strong, and live long and prosper.

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