Pirate Handcuffs Authentic Iron Restraints

The Pirate Handcuff replicas are known for their high level of authenticity. Crafted from iron, these functional restraints include a key for locking up with your partner. Whether for showcasing, role-playing, or any other type of intimate play, these handcuffs are ideal.

The Pirate Handcuff replicas are said to be "very authentic." Made of iron, these fully functional restraints come with an included key for shackling up with your favorite boy or girl. Whether for display, cosplay, or any other sort of play that tickles your dickle, these handcuffs are perfect. Oh gee, what do you think most people are going to use these for? Citizen's arrests, right? Too bad Dev and Denise didn't have a pair on that episode of Master of None when they citizen's arrested that guy for jacking off on the subway. What's that? You weren't thinking citizen's arrests? You were thinking... whaaaat ?! The bedroom? Sexy time? BDSM? Why Grandmother, what a dirty mind you have.

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