Little Penis A Dirty Finger Puppet Parody

Looking to bring some extra humor to your Dirty Santa or White Elephant gift exchange this year? Consider packaging Little Penis in a funny Shark Fart Prank Gift Box. This finger puppet parody book is definitely not for kids, but it's sure to get a thumbs up from Dirty Santa. With a big "D" for dirty, you and your finger puppet are bound to have a blast with this one-of-a-kind gift idea.

For those looking to add an extra element of surprise to their Dirty Santa or White Elephant gift this year, Little Penis can be packaged in a hilarious Shark Fart Prank Gift Box. This finger puppet parody children's book is definitely not suitable for children, but Dirty Santa approves with 2 thumbs and 1 eyed willy up. So dirty, with a great big "D", you and your finger puppet will surely enjoy this unique gift idea.

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