Presidential Monster Collectible Figurines

Presidential Monster Action Figures can be purchased individually or as a set. I want to give a big thank you to Incredible Things for this. My favorite is Lincoln.

Presidential Monster Action Figures are sold separately, or as a complete set. Muchas danke to Incredible Things. Lincoln is my favorite. Evidently, he is everyone else's favorite too--his action figure costs about $15 more than the rest of them. Because he was an enormous freak of nature, President Lincoln is portrayed as Frankenstein in the Lincolnstein figure. Andrew Lloyd Webber, who is real, scares me more than all of these fictional spawns of evil combined, which is why I allow the Phantom of the Opera to slide as a real monster. President Kennedy is transformed into the Phantom of the White House, the best looking and most suave of the monsters. President Nixon is portrayed as the Fish Monster in the Monster from the Watergate Lagoon figure, looking better than usual despite the gills and green tint. President Reagan is depicted as the Mummy in the Ronmy figure, appropriate due to age and presence of facial wrinkles reminiscent of gauze wrapping. President Clinton is transformed into the Wolfman in the Wolf Bill figure. President W. Bush is zombified in the Zombush figure with skin gashes and pretty much the same facial expression he always has. President Obama is depicted as Dracula in the Baracula figure, wearing a macabre black cape and menacing fangs as his deadly weapon. Reagan joins the ranks of Lincoln, Kennedy, Nixon, Clinton, Bush, and Obama in this 7-part series of notable Heads of State transformed into notable heads (and bodies) of fear and mayhem. I always forget about Reagan, maybe because he ruled America during my carefree wonder years, long before my interest in politics was piqued by White House sex scandals and the Reverend Al Sharpton's decision to give anorexia a try. If we're throwing in any old yayhoo just for running, how's about a Hillaryeti or a Big Bob Dole Foot? How did Romney as the Ronmy make it into this set of Presidential Monster Action Figures? Just one question: some wishful thinker jump the gun on production?

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