Pug Mask Canine Isolation Disguise

Pugs have a tendency to view their owners as their supreme being. Therefore, it is highly unlikely that anyone will be mad at you if you wear this latex Pug Mask, as you will be isolated from others and confined to watching TV alone in your bedroom. Pugs are considered one of the most unattractive breeds of canis lupus, second only to Chinese hairless dogs and bounty hunters.

Pugs themselves will likely adopt you as their God. So let's rephrase the statement: "No one can be angry at you while you're wearing this latex Pug Mask because you'll have been exiled from the public eye and left to sit alone in your bedroom watching that episode of Friends where Chandler has to sit in a box." Pugs are quite possibly the most revolting species of canis lupus ever to exist, less only those Chinese hairless devil dogs and the bounty hunter. Maker Archie McPhee says, "No one can be angry at you while you're wearing this latex Pug Mask."

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