The Ugly English Words Collection

To enhance the impact, package The Illustrated Compendium of Unattractive English Words in a homemade Vasectomy Kit box. Those looking for a humorous gift for a Dirty Santa or White Elephant party this year will surely make an impression with words like phlegm, chunky, moist, and rural. The illustrations of gassy and wart are especially charming.

For added effect, wrap The Illustrated Compendium of Ugly English Words up in a DIY Vasectomy Kit box. Anyone who needs a (literal) gag gift for this year's Dirty Santa or White Elephant party can't fail hitting 'em with phlegm, chunky, moist, and rural all in a row. The illustrations for gassy and wart are particularly delightful. In addition to the 3 in the title, other vomit-in-the-ear-makers included in The Illustrated Compendium of Ugly English Words include: gassy; rural; squirt; and wart. Just knowing the sick pleasure we will take in reading would have been enough, but on top of that, these ladies got to parse out and pay homage to the 300 worst words in our language. Imagine the sick pleasure Tyler Vendetti and Rebecca Pry took in writing and illustrating The Illustrated Compendium of Ugly English Words: Including Phlegm, Chunky, Moist, and More.

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