Eating Is Essential Damn It

You Have to Fucking Eat is a popular choice for both Mom and Dad as a gift. This book addresses children's picky eating habits in a direct and profane manner that parents will appreciate. Following the success of the first book, author Adam Mansbach decided to focus on the challenging task of getting children to eat.

You Have to Fucking Eat is a top Dude Gift for Mom and Gift for Dad pick. Because it uses the word "fuck" a lot, this book tackles children's selective fasting in a blunt and profane tone parents will find both endearing and cathartic. In the same vein as its predecessor, author Adam Mansbach thought the sequel should deal with the toilsome parental chore of getting Jr. to "eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal." Nonetheless, a kid who won't eat dinner is just leaving more dinner for the parent to eat, which shows they care. The hours from bedtime to the ass crack of dawn are the only hours of peace and sanity a parent has until their child is old enough to go to school. Parents may be more concerned about their child not going to sleep than not eating, as children can be ravenous in front of Lucky Charms marshmallows but not hungry when bok choy is on the fork.

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