Baseball Bat Beam Blaster

The LED flashlight operates on 3 size C batteries and can run for up to 4-1/2 hours, with an effective range of 450 feet. Made with a weatherproof aluminum casing, it is not recommended for use in underwater battles with Krakens. While it may resemble a baseball bat and can be used for personal protection, it is not suitable for hitting actual baseballs.

The LED flashlight runs on 3 size C batteries for a burn time of 4-1/2 hours and effective range of 450 feet. Its aluminum casing has been weatherproofed, but should not be used in underwater battles with Krakens. Though a baseball bat in appearance and pursuits of personal protection, it also probably should not be used to hit actual baseballs. Dudes, if you already have your weaponized baseball hat, the next logical step is to add a bat to your America's Favorite Pastime collection of self defense tools. Keep one in the car, one in the nightstand, one in a backpack, and one in the big honkin' purses girls carry around these days. Available in compact, but business-takin'-care-of 15-1/2", and say-goodbye-to-the-bones-in-your-face 23-1/2" models*, the LED Baseball Bat Flashlight will illuminate both your path in the night and the precise bodily surface on which you should wallop your attacker to take him (or her--you never know these days) down. Not with 400 Lumens of LED light pouring from the tip of your baseball bat. October 2013 Update: The original LED flashlight we featured is currently sold out. Pricing and link information below leads to similar models sold by a different vendor.

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