Yoga Joes Poses of Peace

The Green Army Yogis are housed in their own yoga studio, which is heated to a toxin-freeing 104 degrees. They showcase poses such as Tree Pose, Warrior One, Cobra Pose, Downward Facing Dog, Meditation, Child's Pose, Crow Pose, Warrior 2, and Headstand. These 9 figures embody the peaceful and calming essence of yoga, transcending all earthly boundaries. Whether you love or hate namaste, these figures make the perfect gift for those who truly appreciate its practice.

The Green Army Yogis come packed in their own yoga studio (heated to a toxin-freeing 104 degrees, I hope!) and feature the following poses: Tree Pose; Warrior One; Cobra Pose; Downward Facing Dog; Meditation; Child's Pose; Crow Pose; Warrior 2; and Headstand. Much like yoga itself claims to do, the 9 figures striking peace-loving, body-calming, sun-saluting poses transcend all earthly constructs. They are perhaps the perfect present for people who really love namaste, and really hate it alike. Whether you smile or sneer at the idea of Yoga Joes, you can buy some army men doing yoga as a gift for your kids or to decorate your desktop. Or as a gag gift for your favorite member of the armed forces, veteran, or dude who needs to chill out. Yoga Joes call themselves "a non-violent toy."

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